Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
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He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
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I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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