I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
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We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
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I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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