So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
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I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
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I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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