But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
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I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
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This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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