My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
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Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
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He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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