Are we in a gay sports bar?
So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
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In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
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Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
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