i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
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He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
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Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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