Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
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I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
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stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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