Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
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I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
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Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Help. Why am I so naked?
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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