I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
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I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
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first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
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