you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
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a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
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That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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