why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
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Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
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Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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