Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
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I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
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Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
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