I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
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Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
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Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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