What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
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What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
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Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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