I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
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thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
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I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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