Say something about gay babies.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
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I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
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I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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