Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
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We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
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I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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