He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
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I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
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Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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