He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
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I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
And then my night got REAL pukey
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Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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