Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
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my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
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Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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