Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
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My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
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Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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