i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
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This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
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Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
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