on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
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If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
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Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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