do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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