she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
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No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
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By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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