how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
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I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
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Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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