I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
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Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
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ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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