It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
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There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
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When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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