I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
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Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
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Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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