How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
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my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
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Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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