Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
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Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
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I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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