no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
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Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
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Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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