Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
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is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
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Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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