Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
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Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
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I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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