then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
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just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
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I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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