'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
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Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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