I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
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Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
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This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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