so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
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She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
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I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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