I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
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I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
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Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
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Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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