i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
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And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
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Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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