try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
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Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
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If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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