you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
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I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
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Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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