why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
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I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
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There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
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