I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
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It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
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You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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