goodnight i made you a song goodbye
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
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i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
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more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
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