Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
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I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
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THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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