So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
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You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
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This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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