That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
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He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
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Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
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