New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
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I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
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Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
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