i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
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Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
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Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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